Jokes

RSCA-Brugge (Webmaster)

It's an exciting day for the Belgian soccer! The game Brugge-Anderlecht is played.
The players of Anderlecht arrived in Brugge, but are not in the mood to play, except for Nicolas Frutos. So the Mauves go to the bar and only Frutos will play.
After 10 minutes Lukaku switches on the radio and hears that Anderlecht is leading 0-1. The RSCA-players chear and continue their party!
By the end of the game, Lukaku turns the radio back on and hears that Brugge equalised the score in the last minute. Romelu curses and right at that moment Lukaku enters the bar.
The Anderlecht players ask: "Well? What happened?"
- Lukaku answers: "Sorry guys, I got a red card in the 12th minute!"

Blondes (Webmaster)

Why is it that the blondes don't support Club Brugge?
- They are not THAT dumb!

Standard (Webmaster)

A Standard-fan goes to the ticketting office with 250 euro.
The employee asks: "What do you need? A season-ticket or a player?

Genk and smurfs (Webmaster)

What do Genk and the smurfs have in common?
They are both small and know how it feels to be blue!

George Leekens to Brugge (Webmaster)

Big news! Brugge trainer Adrie Koster is replaced by George Leekens.
Yes, that's true! Last week, Leekens said in an interview that he wasn't going to be into soccer for a while...

Brugge and smurfs (Webmaster)

Question: What's the difference between Brugge and the smurfs?
Answer: The smurfs only have one bungler!

Adrie Koster and Ariël Jacobs (Webmaster)

Brugge trainer Adrie Koster is on the phone with RSCA-trainer Ariël Jacobs. Koster asks: "How do you manage to let your team play that well?"
- "Well, it's not that hard, I let them play against modelling-dolls. We score like 11 goals and that's good for the moral of the team."
"Okay", says Koster. "I will try that."
Two days later, Koster calls again and he says: "I did what you said, but what do you do when you are losing 2-0?"

Flies in Antwerp (Webmaster)

What happens when an Antwerp-fan swallows a fly?
Then he has more brains in his stomach than in his head!

No comment (Maniac)

An Anderlecht-supporter walks to the stadium. On his way he sees a dead, naked woman.
The fan is in shock and he puts his scarf over her breasts and his shirt over her face.
After that, he continues his way. A few minutes later, a Brugge supporter passes.
He sees the dead lady and finds it terrible, so he covers up her intimate zone with his Brugge-cap. Afterwards, he continues his way.
5 minutes later, a police officer passes by and sees the lady. He removes the Brugge-cap and calls his collegue. Together they look at the cap and one of the officers says: "Damn! This is the first time in my life I see a Brugge-cap without a dick under it!!

Koster on the RSCA pitch (Webmaster)

Adrie Koster visits an Anderlecht-training. Afterwards he talks to Ariël Jacobs. Koster asks how Jacobs decides over the starting line-up.
"I look at the prestations and fitness of the players and I do a small intelligence test." says Ariël Jacobs.
"Oh, how do you do that?", asks Koster.
"Look..." says the Anderlecht-trainer. "It's the son of your father and not your brother. Who is it?" asks Jacobs to Kanu Dos Santos.
"It's me." says Dos Santos.
"Very good" answers Jacobs. "You see? That's how I do it." he says to Koster.
"I must remember that!" thinks Koster when he's driving back to Brugge.
When he arrives there, the Brugge-coach does the same test and he calls Carl Hoefkens with him.
"It's the son of your father and not your brother. Who is it?" asks Koster.
Hoefkens starts sweating and thinking...."ummm, ummm, the butcher maybe?"
"No you morron!" says an angry Koster. "It's Kanu Dos Santos!"

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